What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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