It's just like the Real World with babies
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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