dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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