windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
