Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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