It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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