You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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