dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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