we have officially lost it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
