I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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