you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
