I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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