I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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