I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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