if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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