She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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