Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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