Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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