I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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