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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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