i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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