Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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