Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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