Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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