Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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