he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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