i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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