i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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