Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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