Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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