People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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