We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
