quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
How naked do you want me to be?
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