your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
