K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Randomize
