love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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