I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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