you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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