a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
In America we eat man semen.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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