So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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