GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize