so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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