4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
do herpes really smell.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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