Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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