i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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