Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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