I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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