Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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