TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Ya canβt just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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