i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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