Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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