'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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