Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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