Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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