yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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