i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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