at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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