Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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