Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
