why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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